I wonder how many of these quotes about procrastination strike a chord with you?





  1. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday – Don Marquis

  2. After all is said and done, more is said than done. – Anonymous

  3. Procrastination is my sin… I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will – tomorrow! - Gloria Pitzer

  4. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain

  5. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. - Spanish Proverb

  6. The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing. – Anonymous

  7. Someday is not a day of the week. – Author Unknown

  8. I do my work at the same time each day – the last minute. - Unknown

  9. Warning: dates on this calendar are closer than they appear. – Anonymous

  10. Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing! - Donald Gardner

  11. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment. – Robert Benchley

  12. Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow - Unknown

  13. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. – Spanish Proverb

  14. You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate. - Unknown

  15. One of the greatest labour-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

  16. I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! - Sam Levenson

  17. How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. -  Fred Brooks

  18. Do nothing by halves which can be done by quarters. - F. R. Scott

  19. I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

  20. Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

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